Andy Borowitz (at Huffington Post): Failure to Blow Election Stuns Democrats.
[DNC Chairman Howard] Dean pointed to several key elements the Democrats put in place to ensure defeat, ranging from "a rancorous primary campaign" to "the appointment of me."
"Somehow, despite our best efforts to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, we won," he said. "I came in here with a mandate to blow this thing and I didn't get it done."
Onion: Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job:
African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. [...]
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